Description
Soft, heavyweight cotton with a relaxed, lived-in feel—this garment-dyed tee carries a deadpan message across the chest: “DUE TO UNFORTUNATE CIRCUMSTANCES, I AM AWAKE.” It lands like a knowing nudge for anyone who greets the morning with dry humor. Wear it on low-energy days, hungover commutes, or slow weekend coffee runs. The muted, washed color and relaxed fit make it feel familiar from the first wear; the bold, all-caps text does the talking when you’d rather not. It’s the kind of shirt that becomes part of your rotation: comfortable, honest, and quietly funny.
Lighthearted sarcasm meets reliable construction. The heavy-weight knit holds shape while the garment-dye gives a slightly faded, vintage tone that pairs easily with denim, joggers, or layered under a flannel. It reads like a personal caption you can wear—subtle social commentary for those who prefer to keep their humor dry and their mornings quieter.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun US cotton for durability and softness
– Garment-dyed fabric for a soft, vintage color and texture
– Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, comfortable fit
– Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction for long-lasting wear
– Available S–4XL, pre-shrunk, with sewn-in label and 58 color options
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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