Description
This classic staple tee speaks blunt, late-night humor in a clean, confident way. The black cotton fabric and simple white handwritten text create a relaxed, deadpan vibe that slips easily into a bar-hop, house party, or post-concert cool-down. It sits like an old favorite soft enough after one wash, not too heavy, with a collar that keeps its shape. Wear it for awkward cab rides home, standing-room-only venues, or when you want friends to know how the night ended without saying much more. It layers under a denim jacket or pairs with worn-in jeans for an effortlessly sarcastic look.
Product features
– 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (solid colors) / 85% cotton, 15% viscose (heathers)
– Medium weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd², 180 g/m²) with regular fit
– Side seams and ribbed knit collar for shape retention
– Neck and shoulder twill tape plus tear-away label for comfort and durability
– Prints applied via DTG/DTF with inner neck DTF label; runs true to size
Care instructions
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Do not tumble dry
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.50 | 20.51 | 22.24 | 24.02 | 25.25 | 26.73 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 29.49 | 30.98 | 32.25 | 32.99 | 33.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: AS Colour 5001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Do not tumble dry, Do not iron, Do not dryclean


































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