I’m Just Here to Establish an Alibi Hoodie

Description

A soft, cozy hoodie that speaks with a dry grin. This medium-heavy pullover wraps you in warm, brushed fabric while a clean, typewriter-style phrase”I’m just here to establish an alibi.”sits centered on the chest for deadpan humor that lands in quiet rooms and crowded bars alike. The roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood add everyday comfort and weather-ready coverage. Subtle details like color-matched drawcords, tear-away label, and durable DTF/DTG print work make it feel thoughtful and lived-in from the first wear. Reach for it when you want to be warm, witty, and a little bit mysterious.

Product features
– 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy blend for warmth and a soft hand
– Tubular, seam-free body for a smooth fit and reduced fabric waste
– Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket
– Durable prints: Direct-to-Film (DTF) on sleeves/wrist and Direct-to-Garment (DTG) elsewhere; embroidery available
– Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX-certified dyes, and compliant with safety standards

Care instructions
– Tumble dry: medium
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean