Humorous Hoodie “I Whisper WTF to Myself at Least 20 Times a Day”

Description

Lightweight, laid-back hoodie tee that speaks your inner monologue aloud. The soft, thin cotton drapes easily over jeans or joggers and carries a deadpan, handwritten slogan across the chest: “I whisper WTF to myself at least 20 times a day.” It’s the kind of top you reach for on mornings that require a little extra honesty coffee in one hand, sarcasm front and center. Wear it to run errands, grab a late-night slice, or while you’re power-watching shows that make you audibly react. The subtle crossover V and side-seamed construction give a neat silhouette that still moves with you. Available in solid, heather, or triblend mixes, it’s breathable, low-profile, and built for people who prefer wry humor over small talk.

Product features
– 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (heather/triblend options available)
– Regular fit with side-seamed construction to hold shape
– Fabric weight 3.8 oz/yd² — breathable and drapey
– Crossover “V” neckline detail for a clean, finished look
– Long sleeves with hood for casual layering and extra coverage

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3512, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean